LCU, "spring" break 2082

2082, LCU, "spring" break

The newlywed Mrs. Keri Riley-Kim says, "Check out the wedding ring, Blondie. This one's taken!"

Justin and Keri have booked the penthouse honeymoon suite at the Twikkii Island Wedding Resort. They're staying four whole weeks, nearly the entire month of January, and their whole winter school break in between semesters. They spend the first few days at the start of their honeymoon just here at the resort, as there is plenty to do here without even leaving the lot.

They've got their bed and hot tub in the suite, and twenty-four hour room service. Downstairs they have a rock spa, sauna, full bar, cafe, restaurant, and of course, the beach. Where else do they need to go?

Justin even brought his logic ball. Keri says, "I can't believe you brought that thing on my honeymoon."

But they do get out of bed sometimes, and head downstairs to the resort's dining hall for dinner under the stars.

And dancing on the patio.

As well as the typical newlywed activities. Keri brought a suitcase full of lingerie. But you know, there's only so much sex you can have. Even as newlyweds.

So eventually, they do explore outside of the resort and head down to the boardwalk. On their first day out, it rains. It rains ALL day, but they pose for some pictures anyway.

And since they won't be doing any sunbathing, they fill the day with a bunch of tours.

Justin is saying it was all her fault they had to abandon their glass-bottomed boat and wade through the water. She insisted they plug the holes with gum, and said, "Eeew! I am not sticking my finger in that hole!" And thus, the boat filled with water and sank.

Lucky enough they were close to shore. Unlucky for Justin, Keri is afraid of seaweed and piggy-backed the whole way. She claims to be sore too though, she was holding on really, really tight!

She says, "Sorry, baby." But he's not having it.

Awww, Justin, don't hold a grudge, that's not cool! We'd better get these two a massage, stat!

Princess gets her massage first, and Justin is SO uncomfortable while he's waiting. He's wondering what she even needs a massage for, he was the one who did all the work!

Though he forgets about his aches and pains for a moment once he realizes he can kind of see up her towel.

She finds him in the hot spring when she's finished. She says, "It looks slimy in there, is that seaweed? Is that slimy?"

"No," he says. "It's not slimy, just get in!"

They don't say much to each other before he gets out of the spring.

"Dude!" she says. "I'm sorry about the damn gum! Do you want to fight about it? Do you want to go home? Are you going to be emo about it all day???" She whacks him in the butt with the back of her hand.

Screw that, she's relaxing! He can go off and seethe or mope or whatever the heck he wants to do!

When he comes back, she's not speaking to him. Or looking at him either, for that matter.

"What? Now you're mad?" he says.

"I'm not mad," she says. Oh, but she is mad!

She says, "We can call a truce, but here's how it's gonna work... first you have to admit that you're being totally emo and that it wasn't that stupid an idea to plug the hole with gum. And you have to say that I wasn't being a diva because I made you carry me through the seaweed. I hate that stuff!"

"Fine," he says.

"Fine? That's it?" Keri is thinking, Don't you just hate it when they do that? When they say "fine" like they can just end it so fast, like it doesn't even matter because they just don't want to argue anymore and they know you have a suitcase of lingerie back at the hotel?

"You're skating on thin ice, buddy," she says. "We are so not best friends right now!"

Justin thinks he might cry :(

Tourist girl says, "Man, what did you DO???"

Awww, these two need to make up!

That's a little better.

And Keri knows just what might cheer them up! They have five more pairs of undies to get through before the end of this vacation!

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

All better. Well, it was a silly fight anyway.

Justin still thinks about the day he asked Keri to marry him. Yeah, that was a pretty good proposal, wasn't it? On a mountain in the snow? That was pretty darned suave, if he might say so himself!

And the next morning, Keri stretches out sore muscles she didn't even know she had! That was some make-up sex! Keri is wondering, Man, how many times did we do it???

They have breakfast on their balcony that morning. Justin says, "Hey, so maybe today we could skip the arguing and do something fun. Did you ever want to do it on the beach?"

That's more like it, honeymooners! It's nice to see they like each other again.

Justin says, "So what do you wanna do today?"

"I don't know," Keri says. "I'm kind of worried about school. Do you think we'll make it back in time? Maybe we should decide our term paper topics."

Justin says, "What?" Honor roll last semester, term papers on their honeymoon. Who is this girl?

"So everybody's having babies then?" Justin says.

"Oh, no," Keri says. "You can stop that business right here."

So since they aren't likely to start building their family or work on any term papers, they do a little more sight seeing instead.

Keri says, "Hey Little Missy, that is not allowed! This is sacred ground!"

Though, if she hadn't done it, Justin was going to!

But he's glad he didn't.

Justin says, "What, no, it wasn't me. I didn't do it! I swear!"

But this man isn't a park ranger, and nobody is in trouble. He just wants to know if they want to buy a tour. Keri says, "You're picking this time, so it can be your fault if it all goes wrong!"

Justin picks parasailing, and it goes just fine, as does the rest of their day. He would like to rub in that she should let him decide more often, but he doesn't, because that would surely cause a fight!

They also find a pirate's wreckage.

Keri says, "Good job, honey. You defeated a wooden stick!"

Besides a little rough patch, their honeymoon turns out really nicely. And if a little silly bickering is the worst they have to deal with, then maybe they're in pretty good shape.

A few nights before they leave, Keri calls her sister to let her know they're headed home soon.

Keri finally found out about her sister's little bun in the oven before they left for the honeymoon, which explains Mariah's recent emotional instability. She can't believe her own big sister is having a baby! She wonders if she's getting fat yet, but she doesn't ask that and instead says, "Ha, I bet you're cold there, I bet you're freezing your butt off!"

Though, Keri soon finds out they have quite a bit more to catch up on than the weather...

Keri says, "Oh my God, baby, you'll never believe it! She got married! Can you believe it? Can you even believe it??? She got married, and I wasn't there! And she moved! She bought a house! She picked out a house without me! It's in the freaking suburbs!!!"

Justin puts on his best concerned voice, even though it comes out sounding kind of prissy and effeminate, and he says, "Ugh, that bitch! I can't believe it! What was she thinking?" Justin is just glad he's not the one in trouble.

Keri can't even keep a straight face. She smiles because she knows it takes a great husband to call your sister a bitch, in a girly voice, exactly when you need him to.

She lays her head on his shoulder, and he is still the only person on the planet who can make her speechless. He calms her, he carries her through seaweed. She couldn't want for anything more.

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note: So it isn't technically spring yet, but since Justin and Keri are my only two college students this year, I figured I'd do their honeymoon and an early spring break at the same time :)

I think I've mentioned before that Berjes and Hailey Monif were married at my wedding resort on Twikkii Island. You might have seen their pictures of it, at home, and Berjes has one at work. Nina Shaw also married her second husband here. They can do the full wedding and honeymoon package, or just rent the honeymoon suite, like Justin and Keri did.

Keri's lingerie collection is by Bruno! Hella cute stuff! My pictures don't even do it justice since the lot was big and my graphics got a little fuzzy. Seriously cute! :)